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Nonsensical Arbitrary Scoring System

Here at HeadWillCollapse we've learned that you're not supposed to put out any game review without some sort of accompanying objective rating system. We've therefore implemented the N.A.S.S. a clever algorithm that can process the sentiment of text and condense it down into a single, encapsulating noun.

As an example, running this page through our sophisticated rating process produces:


This is Cow Farts... Utter Cow Farts... Udder Cow Farts.

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