Rating: COW FARTS
This is Cow Farts... Utter Cow Farts... Udder Cow Farts.
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Here at HeadWillCollapse we've learned that you're not supposed to put out any game review without some sort of accompanying objective rating system. We've therefore implemented the N.A.S.S. a clever algorithm that can process the sentiment of text and condense it down into a single, encapsulating noun.
As an example, running this page through our sophisticated rating process produces: